carlovely:

famous paintings improved by cats

interweber:

1. If Fiona Apple and Lana Del Rey, through some miracle of science in which an egg could be fertilized by an egg, had a baby together, would that baby grow up to be a singer or an actress?
2. If Lana Del Rey and Neil Patrick Harris started a gang would it be called “The Three Names Gang” and do you think they would let you join?
3. If the world actually ended in 2012 and all that was left was Born to Die, would “National Anthem” BECOME the new national anthem?
4. I just made up a rumor that Lana Del Rey is in a feud with Raven Symone. Why are they fighting?
5. Explain the 2005 “incident” that caused Lana Del Rey to decide never to patronize another Chipotle?
6. If Lana Del Rey were an ice cream, would she be dairy free?
7. If Lana Del Rey were an ice cream, would YOU be dairy free?
8. What is the name of Lana Del Rey’s favorite bakery in Paris and why can’t we find it anywhere?
9. If Lana Del Rey and Meryl Streep played Dance Central 2 together, who would get the highest score?
10. Would you describe Lana Del Rey as an “in-ground pool” or an “above-ground pool” and how cold is the water?

A song I wrote a few weeks back tell me what you think!